Liberal Manifesto Discovered in Secret Vault

In what has been described as shocking and revealing, a team of archeologist recently discovered a vault containing various items and one imparticular that authorities are now describing as a "Liberal Manifesto." The discovery took place 100 miles South of the ancient ruins of the city formerly known as Washington D.C. For those of you who are not familiar with the location of the ancient ruins, it is located along the eastern coast of current day Obamistan and was once the capital of the now fallen American empire.

The discovery has brought professors, scientists and historians alike together for what appears to be a very historic find. In addition to the "Manifesto," several other items of interest were also discovered. Chief archeologist Bon Edigger described the items as "interesting to say the least." Among the findings, were a small pipe that was once used to smoke (or inhale) marijuana, a copy of the ancient text titled 1984 and a photograph of the great philosopher Karl Marx, one of the more glorious findings was an original copy of the Holy text, An Inconvenient Truth. As of press time it is being reported that the Founding Fathers themselves, Al Gore, Tim Geithner, Rahm Emanuel, Barnie Frank, Nancy Pelosi and our Savior Barack Hussein Obama may have even autographed the historic manifesto. Further news regarding this information will be broadcast as soon as it becomes available.

Regarding the manifesto, the Black Shirts have allowed us to print a small segment of this historical document that some are calling the Original or Old Testament in it's incomplete form below.

WE, the self righteous, self appointed, holier than thou, modern progressive keepers of all man kind, do hereby vow to destroy the archaic, antiquated document better known as the Constitution of the United States. We pledge to take from those that are productive and give to those who choose not to be productive, we promise to eradicate the evil capitalistic money barons that rob our society of equality and to then distribute their ill gotten wealth- equally among all men. We promise to promote free speech as long as it isn't contrary to our opinion, we promise to be strong supporters of a persons right to choose as long as they don't choose to own a gun, we will honor such great men as Michael Moore and Sean Penn by having their respective images placed on our coinage, we will encourage slothness, laziness and lack of production by creating an entitlement system, owning a home, a car, and, iPod and having health insurance will become is a RIGHT and everyone will have those rights, dissention and political activism will not be tolerated as it is not what is best for the country, we will tear down the divisive, angry and jealous antiquated God of Christianity and we will allow GE to promote it's doctrine of Earth worship, we will denounce any arguments made on behalf of morality and thrive to perpetuate the will of the individual, however we will only use this argument if it benefits our cause, because the complete eradication of individuality is our ultimate goal, ........


A spokesman for the Keith Olbmeran museum of Spontaeous Verbal Diarhea has requested that the artifacts be placed on display this July 4th during the annual Festival of Founders.